"Micah thinks he is always right, which makes him wrong"

Hello people,

Today I would like to talk to you about how Micah is wrong. One night, at my sister's house, Micah told us that he was so cool with life that he would start the next ice age. He proceeded to explain to us how he was working out earlier, glanced in a mirror and saw his delicious self staring back at him.
He said that one time he was working out so much and getting so pumped there was a radius of people around him that literally got less strong as he worked out. He continued on about Planet Fitness and it being purple because he likes purple, but then on the other hand how only lightweights went to Planet Fitness. He continued talking until I was finished with my 5th peice of pumpkin pie that night.

Why Micah is Wrong


User Submitted Comments

Steve wrote:
"Micah often brought food over for tutoring sessions. Once, he took one of my forks. It took 3 months for him to return it. When he gave it to me, it was wrapped in tin foil, so I wasn't sure if it was actually my fork or a plastic fork."

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